Below are the 7 most recent journal entries recorded in Shazam Bin Nader's LiveJournal:

Monday, December 15th, 2003
11:55 pm	I GOT EM!! I GOT EM!!!!I DONE GOT SADDAM BIN HOUSEWAIN MY SELF!I OPEN DOOR TO SMALL ROOM AND PULL OUT FILTHY HINDU MADMAN WITH MY OWN HANDS!!!!!!!25 MILLION DOLLaR IS ALL MINE!!!!!!WITH MONEY I WILLFUND GETTING OF OSAMA BIN HOUSEWAIN!!!!YOU"RE NEXT YOU FILTHY AMERICA HATER! TRY TO BLOW UP A STATUATE OF LIBERTYS????!!WE GET YOU!!!NEXT!!!OSAMA BIN HOUSEWAINS!!WANNA BE A TURBANISTAN BUDDA FUCKER?WE GET YOU! CUZ YOU HATE THE A AMERICA AND FREEDOM! FREEDOM TO HOOTERS, GUNS, BREW OUR BUDWEISERS!!!!!!!!!!AMERICA is A #1!!!in EVREYTHING FOR ALL TIME! THE BIBLE SEYZ AMERICA#1!!!DONT FORGET IT, IT'S A AMERICAN WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Comment on this)
Friday, December 5th, 2003
1:50 pm	SHAZAAM!!! A AMRICAN WAY!!!BRINGING FREEDOM TO WORLD!!!ENEMIES OF TH AMERICAN WAY LOOK OUT!WE HAVE GOD AND A BIBLE ON OUR SIDE!!!YOUR COMMIE BUDDAH MOHAMMED CANNOT STOP US!!WE OFFER NASCAR< HOOTERS, JACKER DANIELS!!!STRIP MALLS!!!BEST MOVIES!AMERICA IS THE #1!!!BEST AT EVERYTHING EVER!YOU CSANNOT HIDE SADDAM BIN GORBECHOV!!!!WE GET YOU!! (Comment on this)
Friday, October 31st, 2003
9:18 pm	KILL TERRORISTAS!!!! AMERICA IS GUNS BOOZE AND JESUS!!!!THE EVIL ENEMIES OF AMERICA CANOT TAKE OUR GUNS BOOZE AND JESUS AWAY FROM US!!! GEORGE WASHINGTON BUSH WILL STOPP THEM PIGFUCKERS. CAN THEY BRING EM ON? NO!!! !BECUZ ITS A AMERICA !FREEDOM!!GUNS!!!BOOZE!!!JESUS!!!! !NRA!!!STINKING COWARD PIGFUCKER HINDU MADMAN BIN HUSSEIN AINT SHIT!! WE LEARN HIM RIGHT GOOD !!!WHAT THIS PIGFUCKER WANT TO BOMB A SEERS TOWER????!!!FLY YOU'RE MADMAN TURBAN COLUMBIAN TERRORISTAS INTO OUR BUILLINS? WE FUCK YOU!! ! JESUS HATES YOUR HAIRY ASS AND YOUR FAKE ROLEX!! !!!GO BOMB YOUR TURBANISTAN!!!NO ONE CARE!!! BECUZ ONLY A AMERICA HAS A FREEDOMS TO KILL YOURE. BUT ONE MORE THING: ALL YOU PIGFUCKERS GO CELEBRATE YOUR RAMADAM AND YOM KIPPUR FOR THE LAST TIME, CUZ WE TEAM UP WIYT INDIA TO GET COWBOY AND INDIAN TO COME KILL YOU!!FUCKYOU!!!!THAT'S PROMISE!!! NOW I CELEBRATE MY FREEDOM WITH JACKER DANIEL AND CONFEDERATE FLAG !!HAIL GEORGE WASHINTON BUSH!!!!THE HOMELAND, THE MOTHERLAND, THE FATHERLAND!!! WE ARE ALL TOGETHER, ALL FREEDOMS FROMTHE BIBLE OF DECLARATIONS!!IN THE BIBLE IT SAYS: AMERICA IS THE BLESSED, AMERICA IS GOD BLESS AMERICA, NO TUBAN HINDU BELGIAN FUCKERS CAN BOMB THE A AMERICA!!!ITS IN THE BIBLE, YOU PIGFUCKERS!!!!IM COMMING FOR YOU MYSELF!!NOT PRETTY SITE!!!!!!! !!!!FUSKYOU!! (Comment on this)
Wednesday, October 29th, 2003
6:39 pm	ENEMYIES OF FREEDOM! WATCH OUT FUCKERS!! YOUr TIME IS SHORTENING ALL THE TIME!!! WERE ONTHE WAY TO GET YOU AND BRING YOU TO GUANTANMO BAY IN SOUTH FLORIDA AND WE'LL TORTURE THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR SORRY COMMIE ASS! !AND YOUR FUCKING LITTLE BALLS, WE KNOW YOUR JUST JEALOUS OF OUR LARGE, ALBIET SOMEWHAT STINKY, NUTS!!!SO YOU'LL TASTE THEM AS WE BOMB THE CRAP OUT OF YOUR SORRY ANABAPTIST ASS! !!!THATS RIGHT FUCKER! COMING TO GET YOU! JUST LIKE THE FOXXY LADY!!COMMIN TO GET YOU!!LOOK OUT MOMMA HERE I CUM!!HA! WE COME AND GET ALL YO WOMENS, BRING THEM BACK TO AMERICA, A LAND OF FREEDOM FROM YO SORRY ASS TERRORIST FUCKER FRIENDS! AND BRING YOUR WOMENS TO LOCAL, ALBIET CHEAP, MOTELS WHERE WE HAVE OUR WAY WITH THEM AND LIBERATE THEM FROM THE VEILS!!ITS A FREEDOM, AMERICAN WAY!!!ITS THE CONSTIRUTION AND THE BILL OF DECLARATIONS! ENEMY OF FREEDOM!!! WE GET THE NEW JOB AS HOOTERS AND WATCH ALL DAY, YOU TRY SUICIDE IN SOLITARY! FUCK WIT AMERICA? IT'S WHAT YOU GET FUCKERS! (Comment on this)
Monday, October 27th, 2003
1:51 pm	CRAZY COMMIE BUDDHITS! WE'LL GET THEM!!! WANNA FUCK WIT A AMERICA? BECUZ WE ARE THE #1 AND YOU'RE DUMB TERRORIST FUCJERS CAN'T DO ANYTING ABOUT IT! ! BECAUZ AMERICA IS #1!WANNA BLOW UP A BUILLIN IN AMERICAS? NOW SHAZAM COME AFTER YOU COWARD STINKING PAPIST FUCKERS! FLY THE RED WHITE AND BLUE!! FLY IT UP YOUR STIKING DIRTY HALF-CANADIAN ASS! UNCEL SAM KNOWS BOUT YOU YOU FUKERS!WE'RE ON THE WAY, GONNA SHOW YOU MOAB AND GET BACK OUR OIL THAT YOU STOWL FROM US YOU FRENCH HINDUS FUCKERS! (Comment on this)
Saturday, October 25th, 2003
9:19 pm	I accept the challenge! I'm off to Pakistani to hunt that hindu madman Saddam Bin Laden!!! the cash prize will be all mine!!I'll learn him to vaccinate a american people with his SIDS weapons of mass destuction! George Washington Bush, my hero and idol, done signed me a paper sayin I'm da man to hunt dis madman and all his madmen amigos. HEY SADDAM, YOU REMEMBER DA ALAMO YOU CRAZY NUTJOB BUDDHA FUCKER? WE'LL LEARN YOU RIGHT GOOD, WANNA FUCK WIT AMERICA - FUCK WIT OUR BOOZE, GUNS AND JESUS? THIS MAN HATES OUR FREEDOM, HATES HOOTERS AND GUNS AND BOOZE AND JESUS AND ALL THE REST OF THE BILL OF DECLARATION!OUR FIRST COMMANDEMENT IS FREEDOM OF KILLING YOU'RE SORRY ASS YOU PIGFUCKER! (Comment on this)
Wednesday, October 22nd, 2003
5:09 pm	Introduckshon SHAZAM!! I AM CALLED!! SO I'M A RACE ME SUM FAST CARS AN DRINKS ME SUM JD WHILE I PRAIZE GEORGE WASHINGTON BUSH FOR GETTIN DAT CRAZY MADMAN SADDAM BIN LADENS!!CUZ JESUS HATES QUEER COMMMIES FROM TURBANISTAN WHO BLOWED A EMPIRE STATE BULLIN IN THE NAME OF BUDDAH!!!! (Comment on this)